circumsnatch

The art of destroying others characters through political debates because of sexual infidelities.

It's like Pomp & Circumsnatch...also Pump and Circumsnatch would be a good porn title.

by ljayne October 3, 2012

Circlestance

When you stand in a circle.

Can be confused with circumstance.

"In gym class today I was in a circlestance."

by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017

Circumsexing

When a guy with no game waits to prey upon a female until she's sufficiently intoxicated to allow his advances.

Hey man, Craig's got no game so he's waiting for Pam to get hammered so he can start circumsexing her.

by Stewielives June 8, 2018

circumstancing

The circumstance surrounding an unknown chain of events.

The details of this investigation are circumstancing.

by Macsnapon November 20, 2010

Bullshit Circumstances

A 'Bullshit Circumstance' is where two or more people have a bet between friends, usually on sports and if the outcome if that you lose, you have a right to call 'bullshit Circumstance' where is something INCREDIBLY unlucky or 'bullshit' happens. It is decided between unbiased judges (3 to 5).

Having a bet between friends on a horse race,
'Yes! My horse is about to win the race! WHAT?! Who the fuck just shot my horse?! 'You lost give me the money' 'FUCK THAT! I call 'Bullshit Circumstances'

by Eddy The Snake March 5, 2013

circumseyes

v. Looking with disgust or disfavour upon a foreskin.

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I'm going out with that hot sheep shearer tonight. You know. The one from Perth.

Why do you bother. You know she will just circumseyes you. Get out the clippers mate!

by gnostic 1 April 27, 2013

circumflatulate

To waste time. A cute way of saying "fart around." Combination of "circum-" meaning "around" as in "circumnavigate" and "flatulate," to fart. Usually good for a chuckle the first time someone hears it. Akin to circumfornicate, but less harsh and easier to explain in polite company.

You guys had better stop circumflatulating and get some work done.

by Evac156 February 9, 2005