poo crumbles

the shit left behind from lack of wipeage not well liked when trying to get the dupie from a female

Man, that bitch has poo crumbles don't get the dupie from her.

by dupieman 2009 a.k.a. bloons July 26, 2009

that's the way the cookie crumbles

cookie represents an object of desire. the state of crumbling represents that the object of desire is no longer attainable in its desired form, or that the object of desire has reached its culmination within a state of decline.

High school senior: "I wasn't accepted into my top choice university."
Father: "Sometimes that's just the way the cookie crumbles."

Boy: "My girlfriend and I finally broke up. We had been arguing for weeks."
Friend: "That's the way the cookie crumbles."

by Zach Herold November 23, 2006

Chumbler

after an intense blowy, you put your balls in a large glass of water. Than the girl (or guy JW) puts a straw into the glass and blows, creating a jacuzzi like sensation for your goint factory.

Wow, that was the best bj i have ever gotten, but a chumbler would really hit the spot!

So i was getting my daily chumbler yesterday and i only had my batman cup...... somehow my balls swelled up from the intense chumble and they were stuck in that cup for 3 HOURS!!!

by Joseph Burns April 18, 2010

that's the way the cookie crumbles

A phrase meaning, basically, "That's the way things are, you cannot change it". Usually said to calm someone who's whining overmuch, an usually with little effect.

Man 1: I went on vacation and my fern died!

Man 2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.

by Daniel Finetail May 26, 2004

That's the way the cookie crumbles

As if to say "That's how life rolls." It's also a good response for when somebody says something you don't know HOW to respond to. It's also just a cute thing to say.

1.
Girl. Classic vegetable is better than chicken noodle.
Boy. No it's not.
Girl. How?
Boy. That's the way the cookie crumbles!

2.

Boy. Your eyes are beautiful.
Girl. Uhm...that's the way the cookie crumbles!

3.

Boy. You're so weird lawlz.
Girl. That's the way the cookie crumbles.

by tooswoleforyou666 August 3, 2011

Chubbless

The inability to get an erection usually a temporary condition due to fatigue or too much alcohol. Not to be confused with Erectile disfunction disorder.

I had so much to drink last night that I was "chubbless"!

by bransey99 February 25, 2009

crumbles

crumbles: another way too say marijuana/pot!

hey man, you hanging out with crumbles tonight?

by dough6 June 5, 2005