Chufter

1: opposite of on fleek
2: a person into strange kinks

1: Dang, Michelle's eyebrows look so chufter today.

2: That nasty chufter Zach tried to jizz in my eye last night.

by Bloody Maya July 6, 2015

Chuffty Slap

A verb meaning to give someone a 'slap across the face' whilst being excited or erect.

Huey- Yanno what, one day your going to get a Chuffty Slap Harry. You do know that.

Harry- You what faggot.

by Jon ceena September 2, 2017

chuffy

A 49 year old train driver who wears a train drivers hat, has a moustash and is Big G's imaginary friend.

here comes chuffy in his train. Look Waj is having lessions.

by waj January 15, 2004

Chuftah

A man or woman who acts in a selfishly with no regard for their fellow human beings. Can also be used as a one word retort when someone makes fun of you and you can't think of a good comeback.

In extreme cases, one can be referred to as "Chuffie Pie"

Person A: "Did you hear Katie Hopkins got done for libel?"
Person B: "HAHAHA!! What a chuftah!"

Person A: "I like your hair. Who done it? Stevie Wonder?"
Person B: "....Chuftah!"

by Brontesaurus1984 March 1, 2017

Chunty

Scottish (north-east) Slang for toilet.

I was thinking of you as i sat on the chunty laying a fat turd.

Chunty-flush - to have one's head put down the toilet and flushed.

by MrAdequate October 14, 2010

chuftah

The anus of a small squirril like animal.

Fuck me i can fit me ol' finger up that lil cunt's chuftah.

by Sir oilyman October 3, 2005

chuttyo

pussy
cunt
twat

chuttyo benchod

by Anonymous May 18, 2003