cuffing the carrott

Wanking, tossing, or spanking the monkey.

Dude, I can't go out tonight. I got no money, so I'm going to stay home, dial up some porn, and I'll be cuffing the carrott.

by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS November 4, 2013

Cuffing

Asking a girl to be yours.

I'm definitely cuffing this girl this summer

by setth May 15, 2018

cheffing

Logic. An urban synonym for shank, used to make a funnier term of how you stabbed or "cheffed" the person.

John: "Yo MJ, remember when we were cheffing up that nigga in Metropolis?"
Magic Johnson: "We cooked him bruh, it was funny. "

by Raymond X July 2, 2017

cuffin'

locking down one shorty. Boo-Luvin. Kissing in public, holding hands, hugging and squeezing are cuffin' tendencies. Not allowed in public places especially the club or facebook.

Makin out all up on the wall in the club, yo man you are cuffin' that jawn.

by Jay-Rizzy May 9, 2010

Cheffin' it up

To cook; usually when making something really tasty. Often used when having fun in the process.

Dan: "What are you doing over there?"

Dave: "You know man, I'm cheffin' it up"

by Biefer September 14, 2009

Cuffing season

The time of the year where people are looking to be in a relationship.

They are then"cuffed" by a serious relationship and "cuffed" to that relationship.

Dude 1: "Bro it's cuffing season you know I'm not gonna be cheating on my girl.
Dude 2: "Well since it's cuffing season i know that i'm not gonna be sleeping alone this weekend"

by h2rv1e June 18, 2019

Cuffing

When it is winter and you are single and ready to mingle.

Damn, I'm single AND it's almost December, must be cuffing season!

by TupacTheThird November 14, 2016