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Chuck E Cheeses

A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.
Sally stop crying in Chuck E Cheeses the mouse isn't real it's a robot, beyotch!
by cali-penguin January 12, 2015
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Chuck E Cheeses

A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.
Sally stop crying in Chuck E Cheeses the mouse isn't real it's a robot, beyotch!
by cali-penguin January 12, 2015
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Chuck E Cheese

A goofy or a lame. Used for roasting your boyz.
Aye bro the Chuck E Cheese lookin ass is a lame.
by MestizoKid October 1, 2018
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Chuck E Cheese Pizza

Pizza that has been recycled from other tables at the restaurant.
Person 1: Did you see Shane Dawson’s video about Chuck E Cheese Pizza?
Person 2: Yeah, everyone knows that chuck e cheese recycles their pizza.
by Minecraft1238 February 19, 2019
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Chuck-E-Cheese-Custody

Sub par dining / entertainment for bad parents who occasionally spend time with their kids. A mix of cheap food and sugar filled entertainment so the part time parent does not have to actually speak to or spend time with the child.
The judge awarded me chuck-e-cheese-custody so now I have to "babysit" one day a month. Sigh.
by Dyalect March 5, 2015
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chuck e. cheese marriage

When you and your girl get married at Chuck E. Cheese.
Bill just had a Chuck E. Cheese marriage with his smokin' hot new wife Tammy.
by RedMeat2000 September 25, 2018
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Chuck e Cheese Critic

An insult, normally hurled at a target one is intimidated by, usually due to their intellect, caring nature, and ability to walk through life as one who loves others.
They said that he was a Chuck E Cheese Critic, it really made them look sooooo smart.
by hellraiser1969 January 4, 2022
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