A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.
by cali-penguin January 12, 2015
A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.
by cali-penguin January 12, 2015
by MestizoKid October 01, 2018
Person 1: Did you see Shane Dawson’s video about Chuck E Cheese Pizza?
Person 2: Yeah, everyone knows that chuck e cheese recycles their pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, everyone knows that chuck e cheese recycles their pizza.
by Minecraft1238 February 20, 2019
Sub par dining / entertainment for bad parents who occasionally spend time with their kids. A mix of cheap food and sugar filled entertainment so the part time parent does not have to actually speak to or spend time with the child.
by Dyalect March 05, 2015
by RedMeat2000 September 25, 2018
An insult, normally hurled at a target one is intimidated by, usually due to their intellect, caring nature, and ability to walk through life as one who loves others.
by hellraiser1969 January 04, 2022