3 definitions by Dyalect

Older employees of a company that refuse to retire. RetirementRoaches stay at an organization well beyond their required time and usually end up dying on the job or shortly after finally retiring.
That Betty is a persistent retirementroach. I think she hanging around for the benefits. What does she do again?
by Dyalect March 10, 2015
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Individuals that rush into the elevator before letting those already inside get out. They usually have their heads down and are staring at their cellphone. It is a simple concept, if you let me get out you have more room to get in!
On my way to lunch I was trying to get out of the elevator and an elevator rusher nearly knocked me over. Oops or sorry must be a foreign language.
by Dyalect March 25, 2015
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Sub par dining / entertainment for bad parents who occasionally spend time with their kids. A mix of cheap food and sugar filled entertainment so the part time parent does not have to actually speak to or spend time with the child.
The judge awarded me chuck-e-cheese-custody so now I have to "babysit" one day a month. Sigh.
by Dyalect March 5, 2015
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