Christmass text

The very generic sounding text message you receive Christmas day, sometimes from people you forgot you had in your phone.

New Message:

From: Jenna

"Merry Christmas!"

From: Ben

"Have a good Xmas!!!"

ugh, I just got like 5 Christmass texts

by and by January 5, 2011

Liam Christensen

Dead sexy kid that likes women.

I would like to date a Liam Christensen

by sexyliam July 28, 2010

christmass

Some with whom you'd only have sexual relations with on or around Christmas.

"Dude, I totally got some Christmass at the company party last night!"

by Juliaaa January 9, 2008

Christmess

The mess that Christmas brings, be it; discarded wrapping or Christmas dinner plates and cutlery.

The only problem with Christmas is all the christmess that needs tidying up after dinner.

by CallumFoster December 23, 2019

christies beach

Cool place, but druggies will chase you and try to steal your shoes if they don't make their bus. Watch out cause those cunts are pissed. Had to hide in the school there once at like 1:00am cause some bitch wanted my thongs and got here 500 children to go looking for me. Also where everyone gets spray paint and crap.

Hey dad some chick just tried to steal my shoes and I had to hide in the school until she and her offspring left "well thats christies beach for ya"

by monmon555 December 12, 2013

christensen middle school

A school full of whate kids who think they are black aka () and there is a retarted and the girls with act like they like you but they actually don’t and just want to break ur heart or embarrass you but there is a couple cool people but still a lot of it is racially confused kids and spoiled kids with no manners

Christensen middle school means white trash

by Yungniggerfaggot December 22, 2018

de-christmassing

The process of removing Christmas decorations.

The de-christmassing is finally done.

by W3Wow December 30, 2010