christides card

bartering usually with stolen goods

Do you accept christides card ? otherwise you'll have to wait a few days,I have a couple of 3dcards on ebay that should cover it.

by BAM February 16, 2005

Chesticles

Fatty deposits on a man's chest that appear similar to the female mammaries (see also Moobs}. Can be easily observed at tractor pulls, county fairs, flea markets and any truck stop.

Holy cow, does that guy have a pair of chesticles on him! (it's just more fun to say than man boobs)

by Crastoforbit August 26, 2008

Christsicle

A crucifix. Jesus on a stick for all to see.

Some families hang a Christsicle above their kitchen table and pray real hard for their balogna sandwiches.

by Time4SumAksion September 5, 2005

Chesticles

A womans melons, juggs, balloons, implants, honkers, XL breasts.

"Man, did you see that chicks chesticles?"

by FriskeyFreemont October 19, 2006

Christlessmas

The day that coincides with Christmas Day that no-one, not atheists nor agnostics nor members of other faiths can resist celebrating.

What are you doing on Christmas Day, bro?
I don't celebrate Christmas, dude.
So what're you doing on 25 December, bro?
I'm having a huge Christlessmas lunch, dude. Everyone's invited. Party on!

by Davidch999 December 26, 2013

Chesticles

Breasts of a Female, generally feel pain in a magnitude similar to those of testicles.

"omg becky, he punched me in the chesticles"
"That chick has big chesticles!"

by EShanks January 22, 2009

Chesticles

Another name for a female's breasts. Whoever came up with the hairy chests is ghey. BREASTS BABY!!

D*amn, look at those chesticles!

by Ace July 21, 2003