n.- The hot, frothy, and often times gritty, doo doo water and sperm mixture explosion that erupts from the anus succeeding a night of tacos, beer, and anal sex.
Steve - "Last night was tacos and anal night at the house, my wife even drank the salty chocolate milk afterwards!"
John - "Gross"
John - "Gross"
by Chunk Norris August 17, 2012
Get the Salty Chocolate Milk mug.After having anal sex and having feces repeatedly rammed into the penal hole, the penis fills up with a string of feces. Then upon taking a leak for the 1st time after anal sex, the skinny strip of feces will come out into the toilet. That strip is roughly the length and diameter of a chocolate french fry, hence the name.
"I forced Bryce to eat my chocolate french-fry as his punishment for not purging his man-gina before having his little hissy-fit and demanding I put the ol' crank shaft to him."
by Tasty Trevor December 18, 2008
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by Pato_88 February 9, 2009
Get the Chocolate Leg mug.This is a 3-part maneuver beginning with the act of blowing one's load into another's butt hole. The pitcher then swiftly dives down to suck their chum back out of the catcher's anus before spinning him around and spitting it back into his mouth.
Little Biebs really thought he was getting it bad from Big Wayne until Wayne gave him a chocolate snow kiss. Biebs instantly regretted eating street tacos earlier that day.
by Savage Glen May 1, 2017
Get the Chocolate Snow Kiss mug.The act of putting a cherry in your asshole, then having your partner attempt to pull the cherry out by the stem with their teeth without plucking the stem off the cherry.
by cherrybomb686 March 5, 2019
Get the Chocolate cherry pucker plucker mug.Don't wait for your life to be perfectly realigned, go ahead and eat the chocolate...NOW!
Now is now. Yesterday was a was. Tomorrow is something we can plan for and it may never come. So if the desire is to do something today, don't wait, Eat the Chocolate!
Now is now. Yesterday was a was. Tomorrow is something we can plan for and it may never come. So if the desire is to do something today, don't wait, Eat the Chocolate!
by suzgirl October 19, 2016
Get the Eat the Chocolate mug.A male who will not stop trying to impress females by trying to act like a 'big shot'. Calling someone a 'Big Chocolate' is satirical in nature; Ladies love chocolate, so this person (metaphorically speaking) will constantly portray themselves as a 'big chocolate' in hopes to get the girl to love them too or lure them in.
Antonio sure is acting like a Big Chocolate again. He has already taken 4 pictures of himself at the gym and posted them on facebook.
by DebacleENT April 12, 2013
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