COVID-19

The biggest cockblock in history

Man, i really got cockblocked by COVID-19

by Fluorescent Adolescent May 12, 2020

Covid-Quiet

When places that should be packed with people are seemly peaceful but very uncomfortably quiet.

The covid-quiet, peaceful streets here in the heart of New York city are a bit upsetting, and depressing. This is Columbus Circle - we need our tourists, shoppers, locals, businesses, gawkers, buskers, artists, and everyone making noise and a big, fun mess!

by JaneGordon.com July 28, 2020

Covid Cowgirl

Having sex in the reverse cowgirl position while wearing N95 protective masks in order to prevent spreading the corona virus.

I’m going to make Lauren do the covid cowgirl tonight so I don’t catch the corona virus.

by Captain Longsack March 27, 2020

covid coven

Friends, family and/or romantic partners who maintain close physical proximity and human contact together while social distancing from the rest of the world during the COVID19 pandemic.

"I'd be so lonely, so deeply all alone, if it weren't for my COVID coven. We love and sustain each other. So more than we could ever do over Zoom."

by Doctor Science March 27, 2020

Covid-19 Pounds

The extra weight put on your fat, couch riding ass during the Covid-19 lockdown because you got no job and you got no sex so you just eat.

When this is done, I am going to have to get back to the gym and loose these Covid-19 pounds.

My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.

by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020

Covidcough

Any cough made on the part of any person, at any time during the Coronavirus Pandemic, whether it is truly from COVID or not, since everyone is on high alert.

Take that deadly Covidcough outta here - and don’t come back!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

Covid Cookies

1.The phlegm you cough up while sick with Covid-19.
2.chunks of lungs that are scraped out of your lungs when you have COVID-19.

She was in the hospital for weeks.She said she has so many Covid Cookies that she could hardly breathe.

by 93 yourcultleader93 November 16, 2020