chonch bag

A person worse than a douche bag who usually also smeels horrible.

After my boyfriend gave me a donkey punch without my permission i thought he was a total chonch bag.

by beny boy November 8, 2008

chronchitis

An album by Slightly Stoopid.

Did you hear that song "Nobody Knows" on Slightly Stoopid's album Chronchitis?

by ButterflyFreek March 20, 2008

Choochter

An endearing term that Glasgow people use for anyone who does not live within 4 miles of Glasgow. Also a choocter is anyone who says ken when they mean “you know”.

So where you fay choochter?
Still shaggin sheep in choochter land?
A ya dirty sheep shagging choochter!

by McShug November 16, 2010

chonchon

When you're a latino man that's been in prison for so long that you're starting to get hungry for some caucasoid bunghole.

You fucking white bitch, gimme some chonchon!

by Blood In Blood Out January 2, 2010

Choochter

An unpleasant slang term which is often used by lowland/city Scots to describe those who live in the highlands and isles of Scotland.

The opposite to a choocter is a 'toonser', or 'townser', which means a Scot who lives in a town or city.

"See you choochters, you're aye humpin' sheep, aye?"
"Shut it ya toonser cunt."

by kiltmaster September 9, 2009

chonchis

chubby, fat, "Big-boned"

Ella esta bien chonchis.
¿Donde esta la chonchis?

by Maria Fernanda July 5, 2005

chronchitis

The "disease" that habitual marijuana users have. Symptoms include AM coughing spasms, lung butter, and wheezing during sex

"Joey, your cough sounds awful, did you get the cold going around." "No, I'm fine its just my chronchitis."

by Droanz January 3, 2010