Connered

To have your story be outdone or one upped by a

co-worker.

I told him that I drove to work doing 60 MPH. He said "I drove in doing 90 MPH and I was texting all the way !!!! "
That's when I realized I had been connered !

by Anita Rimmer April 14, 2011

absolute chonker

(noun) A cat that would be defined as chonker but instead is even larger and more photogenic.

Friend: Who is that extra large lad over there?

Other Friend: Oh that is just my neighbors cat, he is an absolute chonker.

by ThisOnesForYouLucasAndIzzy November 15, 2019

Checkered

Ugly or stupid, as well as annoying. Fugly.

Guy: Hey dude, Jane wants to fuck you!
Guy 2: No, she’s so checkered.

Guy: My douchebag boss just fired me!
Guy 2: Aww man, that’s so checkered...
Guy: I know!

Girl: These shoes are so checkered!
Girl 2: Oh god, so ugly!

by Ventureboi March 21, 2020

cookered

To be "cooked in the head." Probably comes from "fried" or "brain fried." Imagine how someone would act if their brain was at least partially cooked. Could mean under the influence of drugs/alcohol or someone acting crazy or out of the ordinary.

Dude, did you see that guy in McDonalds last night drunk and singing Duran Duran using an Ice Cream cone? He was totally cookered!

by UrbanDictionarianGod January 7, 2016

Chunky Chink Chonkers

A word used to describe a fatass asian. You can use any vowel pretty much and get a racial term for a squints. Such as: chink, chank, chonk..you get the idea.

Wow, Justin sure is a Chunky Chink Chonkers.

by Robert Dalton July 27, 2008

Heckin chonker

Heckin chonker refers to someone morbidly obese, chonker refers to chonk, which refers to chunk, which refers to a chunk of fat. Heckin is the verb for heck, a word used to express amazement or disappointment depending on the context.

“That new kid jimmy is a real heckin chonker, I bet he sits around eating junk all day.”

by Pitbull (the real rapper) February 4, 2021

chonker

A very large object or thing.

Brother my shit is the biggest fucking chonker I've ever taken.

*the boys looking at a large boulder*

Chad: Brother look at that fucking boulder
Steve: That shits a chonker

by goteem12345 January 14, 2020