Guy: Hey dude, Jane wants to fuck you!
Guy 2: No, she’s so checkered.
Guy: My douchebag boss just fired me!
Guy 2: Aww man, that’s so checkered...
Guy: I know!
Girl: These shoes are so checkered!
Girl 2: Oh god, so ugly!
Guy 2: No, she’s so checkered.
Guy: My douchebag boss just fired me!
Guy 2: Aww man, that’s so checkered...
Guy: I know!
Girl: These shoes are so checkered!
Girl 2: Oh god, so ugly!
by Ventureboi March 22, 2020