Double Gonzo Vampiric Chokehold

When its a relational Infinite Retard Loop based emotional mexican shootout with a chic and her codependent enabler friends and some random dude who thinks he is a telepath but secretly gheyyyy.

Dayum, girl that situation was a double gonzo vampiric chokehold

Double Gonzo Vampiric Chokehold by thehappytwo March 12, 2025

Tennessee choke hold 

when a naked drunk man puts another man (drunk or not) into a choke hold forcing the receipients head into or near the genital area. Will not work if recipient is gay.

Oh no; Jason just put Adam into the Tennessee choke hold and Adam is beginning to panic.

Tennessee choke hold by ear butter February 2, 2010

Steering Wheel Choke Hold 

While getting road head from a chick, you tilt the steering wheel all the way down until she is choking on your street meat! Then proceed to pull on to the shoulder hitting the rumble strip causing her to choke on your skin flute!

On my way home from my date last night, the chick decided to give me some road head. I upped the ante with a Steering Wheel Choke Hold!...Then followed it up with a whale punch!

Steering Wheel Choke Hold by Dirtimus January 20, 2011

Italian Choke Hold 

When a gweedo dips a strap on dildo in marinara sauce and then continues to choke his victim with it.

Damn, Vinny really gave Jenny an Italian choke hold.

Italian Choke Hold by The Big BEENJAMMIN January 21, 2011

Choke Hold 

An illegal wrestling move in which one would choke the apponent to death, later recieving a death penulty.

Ogre #1: Hey Monglar, think you can break my choke hold?

Ogre #2: What?

Choke Hold by Mbleh July 16, 2007

Lesbian Choke Hold 

When a lesbian wraps her legs around your head then wraps her pussy lips around your neck and tightening the grasp with every struggling movement.

Guy1:BRO WTF HAPPENED TO YOU!!
Guy2:I hit on some girls chick and she put me in a Lesbian Choke Hold

Lesbian Choke Hold by Scoopskun December 9, 2020

chokeonda 

Similar to ligma, chokeonda refers to 'choke on the', specifically 'choke on the dick'.

Guy 1: Bro, my dad died of chokeonda.
Guy 2: What's chokeonda?
Guy 1: Choke on da dick!
Guy 2: Hah! Gottem!

chokeonda by toonsip July 18, 2018