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Chokehold

An aggressive handjob of the type Putin likes to demand from Dontrumpald.
I think the concept of a chokehold sounds so innocent and so perfect. You have to be careful, but with that being said, it would be, I think, a very good thing that, generally speaking, should deliver a happy ending.

I will say this you wrangle and you collude and what happens sometimes if you're alone with "somebody' who's tough and you get "somebody" in a chokehold, what are you going to do, say, oh, and it's a real bad Russian, and what are you going to do now? Let go and say, let's start over again, Mel says,"I'm not allowed to have you in a chokehold" It's a tough situation.

A chokehold s good if it's a one-on-one. Now if it's a two-on-one, that's a little bit of a different story, depending on stamina and hand strength you'd be better served with a double fluffer or an Eiffel Tower. Generally speaking, everyone should get a happy ended.
by J*Pen June 12, 2020
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Dresden chokehold

1) The act of inflicting a large amount of pain on one's erect penis by squeezing it until it hurts. Thus, causing the erection to rapidly go away.
2) A form of torture considered too barbaric to be used by the Spanish Inquisition.
by Harry Dresden January 27, 2009
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Ukrainian Chokehold

The men would be in a U position while the girl is ontop of him backwards and on so it would look like a 69 position only shaped U. The ass would be on the guys face while the girl moves her head backwards and licks his penis while gaging yourself.
I did the ukrainian chokehold with my Bff.
by Titious Mcgee June 12, 2009
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Moroccan Chokehold

A sexual act in which the male cums into a condom, then promptly removes the condom and strangles his sexual partner with the condom, catching them by surprise.
Man1: Wheres Patricia?
Man2: She was found dead in her apartment.... something about a Moroccan Chokehold?
Man1: Oh, shit.
by SRT2 October 29, 2009
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chokecherry

1) A virgin with a case of stinky crotch.
2) A man whom you want to compare with a virgin with a stinky crotch.
3) The berry of the chokecherry tree.
1) "Man, the girl was was too young to be that kind of chokecherry!"
2) "Man, my boss is a complete friggin' chokecherry!"
by archemedes_rex January 10, 2008
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Chokehold

A whiny puss Ebayed cleric who knows nothing about other classes, and above all holds perceived grudges and acts out his hostility to innocent guildmates, especially when his girlfriend is not putting out.
Chokehold
by Rebaidah October 9, 2003
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Phalangical Chokehold

That moment when she’s wacking your peen and stops infinitesimally to pop her knuckles while still having a tight grip on your meat hose.
Man Stephanie was great last night but she put me in a hell of a phalangical chokehold!
by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss October 13, 2021
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