Chokelahoma

Name by which collegiate football fans use when referring to the Univershity of Oklahoma. This Big XII, So. Conf., team has repeatedly failed laughably, to attain ANY level of the hype it annually earns going into ANY of their BCS games, courtesy of Coach "Big Game" Bob Stoops.

Fan #1: "We Sooners are ranked #1 again, and as always, BCS bound!"
Fan #2: "Damn, another national audience to "Big Game" Bob's Chokelahoma?!"

Sooner: "HaHa: Texas, we're ranked higher, only the BEST play in the Champs game!"
Longhorn: "OU SUCKS! Utterly bereft of sportsmanship & lacking class, Sooners run-up scores for ranking. Soundly whipping you on a neutral field with class & honor intact, we'll enjoy watching Chokelahoma embarrass themselves once again! Hook'Em Horns!"

by OU5UX February 23, 2009

Choklahoma

1). That state of being completely embarrassed before a large audience in which the only debate is whether you were more incompetent or simply a laughingstock.

I wanted to ask out that hot blonde at the end of the bar, but I choklahomed the chance to and she left with my friend instead.

by TexasLidig8r January 11, 2005

coklahoma

1. A drug addict from Oklahoma.
2. A person who does drugs only when in Oklahoma.

"Hey, did you meet that girl Melissa at the frat party? She's cool; she's from Tulsa."
"Dude, no way, she's totally Coklahoma."

by speaklouderthan April 28, 2007