Chode snuggler

One who snuggles with a chode.

"Did you hear that Jameil spent the night with Alex?"
"No way! Alex has a chode!"
"Yeah, Jameil is such a chode snuggler."

by Snode_chuggler March 14, 2010

angry chode

When someone, who is angry they have a Chode, deliberately gets AIDS and starts having sex with every single person possible.

Kyle Perskoski was the first person to ever successfully spread the angry chode, which went to 417 women and 42 men.

by chode gang-shelbychristianwill November 1, 2011

Chodeblanket

An advanced form of cock blocking, occurs when a collection of chodes surround an attractive female, therefore protecting her from any rival chodes. Chodeblankets can form within a group of friends when there is one girl who all the chodes want to get with, but they are all too scared to make a move. This leaves a stalemate situation where all members of the chodeblanket must follow said girl around at all times. Chodeblankets are more common on nights out when there is a shortage of quality poon. In this situation the chodeblanket can become a chodeshield, using overly-aggressive dancing to protect their quarry.

Male 1: OMG! That girl is a buff ting

Male 2: Yes mate, but look at her massive chodeblanket, you haven't got a chance.

I'd be a chode in her blanket any day.

There are so many chodes in her chodeblanket! How can I get to that poon!?

by CAYLEYUNIT November 26, 2010

chode-dinger

When one is sitting, usually while driving, one would place your phone on vibrate. Once the phone is on vibrate one would place it between his or her legs in the (chode) area. Once somebody calls, the subject would receive a suprsing, kinda good feeling, ringer.

Guy 1: dude, i heard you were in an accident.
Guy 2: yeah man, it sucked.
Guy 1: what happened man?
Guy 2: well i was driving, and my mom called, and she gave me a chode-dinger.
Guy 1: Oh. well that happens.

by conman08 July 18, 2006

chodefest

the coming together of many people who are chodes

"Man, that Star Trek convention was a complete chodefest."

by Cole HM February 11, 2008

chode yodeling

The sound made when one receives a vigorous porn-like deepthroating.

Cindy's gangbang included several encounters that were nothing short of beautifully renditioned chode yodeling.

by Polish Poopsicle May 14, 2017

Ranga Chode

a rather stubby orange chode.

Justin has a ranga chode, its two inches long.

by PornPatty July 26, 2018