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Chlamydia

Phoebe:Awww that cameron lad has chlamydia

Davey:Don’t forget Gonnoreha!!
by Ffgjyrdsss July 28, 2018
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camelia

shes the queen of judgements..she always judge people..and doesnt even care if she hurts people..because justice is always with her,she always RIGHT..and as the queen,she only seek for a muscular and horny guy to be her husband
hey,its camelia! on your knees everybody..
by amni's August 17, 2018
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Chlamydia

Usually spawned and or incubated within women between the ages of 17 to 23 named Kiana Thomas. Symptoms include compulsive urges to remove articles of clothing and take raunchy provocative photos to receive attention from desperate horny douche bags. You may also experience swelling of the ankles and singing like a Furby low on battery power. The only way you can cure this wretched disease is a swift kick in the mouth and a good dose of penicillin.
Oh you got a chlamydia, scientific name Kiana Thomas
by Gurl69 October 20, 2013
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Chamelia

A very cool person, named Chamelia.
Yes they are famous
yes they use they/ve pronouns
yes they are cool af
person 1: hey, are you friends with cham?
person 2: yes! Chamelia is a very cool friend and is amazing, stunning, totally awesome.
person 3: no that's gay genius.
person 1: no you are, fuck you.
person 4: damn rip
by Chamelia_ July 1, 2021
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Chlamydia Test

If a male puts his finger into his ear and then inserts in her vagina and a sneeze occurs it is scientific fact that she is positive for chlamydia. Also known as the Chlamydia test according to the surgeon general.(1992)
I was fingering this chic on my couch and gave her the chlamydia test. She sneezed so I let her give me an hj and told her to go see the doctor.
by tasty gooch!!! May 22, 2010
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Chlamydia

Max has chlamydia. I think he's going to die
by Beepbeepimajeep_ July 30, 2018
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bovinia with chlamydia

strongly resembling a bovine with a sexually transmitted disease. Has only 2 udders and walks upright.
"fuck off bovinia with chlamydia!"
by fluffy scrotum June 14, 2004
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