Male chav: wears tons of sports wear, has an earring in one ear, (usually a great big fake diamond), wears adidas trainers, and pulls their socks up over their trousers. has a shaven head or awful blond highlights in their short hair. usually seen with a cigarette.
female chav: peroxide blonde hair which is extremely straight or messily scarped up into an incredibly high pony tail which is so tight, they can't move their eyebrows. pregnant at about 14. lots of tacky fake gold rings, so much it's hard to move their fingers. if not in trackies, wears tight trousers or short skirts and a top that shows a lot of cleavage.
ALL chavs smoke, drink and have slept with many people at the 0f at least 14
vocabulary consists of: innit, bruv, braaaaap, fuckin'.
usualy seen outside mcdonalds or tescos
they hate people who like rock music.
they also think their 'well 'ard' (which they are not)
their wrighting in indecipharable, as they refuse to learn, and therefore cannot spell
They are the scum of britain.
female chav: peroxide blonde hair which is extremely straight or messily scarped up into an incredibly high pony tail which is so tight, they can't move their eyebrows. pregnant at about 14. lots of tacky fake gold rings, so much it's hard to move their fingers. if not in trackies, wears tight trousers or short skirts and a top that shows a lot of cleavage.
ALL chavs smoke, drink and have slept with many people at the 0f at least 14
vocabulary consists of: innit, bruv, braaaaap, fuckin'.
usualy seen outside mcdonalds or tescos
they hate people who like rock music.
they also think their 'well 'ard' (which they are not)
their wrighting in indecipharable, as they refuse to learn, and therefore cannot spell
They are the scum of britain.
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In a New Zealand ad for drunk driving awarness
The jist of the ad is-
A Maori fella doesnt want to look dumb in front of Monique when he tells George that he's to drunk to drive but then he internalizes the complicated situation and realises Ghost George will haunt him for ever offering him ghost chips making him look like a spacehead and he'd have to live with Georges family and join in withpuzzle time. So he tells George he's to drunk.....and is a ledgend
The jist of the ad is-
A Maori fella doesnt want to look dumb in front of Monique when he tells George that he's to drunk to drive but then he internalizes the complicated situation and realises Ghost George will haunt him for ever offering him ghost chips making him look like a spacehead and he'd have to live with Georges family and join in withpuzzle time. So he tells George he's to drunk.....and is a ledgend
George- Grab a chip, wanna chip?
Maori fella- You know I cant grab your ghost chips
Skiny Maori kid- Spoon!
Chubby Maori kid- Space head!
Maori fella- You know I cant grab your ghost chips
Skiny Maori kid- Spoon!
Chubby Maori kid- Space head!
by Spacehead! November 14, 2011
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My left nut is smarter than a chipsa.
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This phrase is used by locals in the area of the UK called Dorset for sexual references due to the MMMMMMMMMs in the radio ad.
This phrase is used by locals in the area of the UK called Dorset for sexual references due to the MMMMMMMMMs in the radio ad.
Person 1: Did you hear about Edward and Millie?
Person 2: Heard they were doing some daniels fish and chips stuff in the bedroom
Person 2: Heard they were doing some daniels fish and chips stuff in the bedroom
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It's an endearing word to say to friends and family
It's an endearing word to say to friends and family
'How are you chidsy!?'
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