Chelsey Martin

the epitome of perfection.
Athletic, beautiful, funny, smart, & happy.
envied by all.

GUY: "damn i wish i was with Chelsey Martin"
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GIRL: "damni wish i was like Chelsey Martin... her life is so perfect"

by Chelsey Martin October 23, 2008

Chelsey Mills

The best girlfriend anyone could ask for. A smart, resilient, oh-so-sexy, hilarious, witty girl who can make anything happen. The girl every guy is after but none can get because she's always taken. Chelsey is the best dicker oner.

that girl is fucking banging, she looks like a Chelsey Mills.

by Yogi bear an booboo July 25, 2010

Chelsa McDonalds

A smelly fart machine

Chelsa McDonalds is so smartly and always farting

by Watabruhmoment January 13, 2020

Chelseaman

A professional footballer from Poland who loves to score against the smallest club in London Chelsea. When he meets them, he won't leave the pitch without a hat-trick. When Kepa is in goal he might score 4 or 5 goals!

Did you see?? Bayern plays Chelsea in the UCL semi-finals. Chelseaman about to stadpad some goals!

by Skskkskskls March 27, 2021