Cheesecake Pussy

An inside joke that Shit Kink Alley has made up.

Jay - YOOOo dude I thought that cheesecake was a pussy for a second.

Max - WHAT?:)2&&,!-$2$

Jay and Ghost - Cheesecake pussy ong!!😎

by vooomit March 20, 2021

cheesecake campaign

when you go out of your way to research something, but it turns out it doesn't exist and it's just a result of wikipedia vandalism

"Today I went on a cheesecake campaign. I walked for an hour through the rain to find a book referencing what 'cheesecake campaign' meant, but it turns out somebody had just changed "naval campaign" on Wikipedia to be funny."

by pearlquark February 12, 2022

tangy cheesecake

Going down on a girl with a yeast infection.

My girl friend has a yeast infection so I started off sex with a tangy cheesecake.

by Bearcat Guy December 21, 2017

Sticky Pecan Cheesecake

(Verb)

When a male ejaculates his load on a woman's face and then proceeds to throw pecans in her face; all while yelling,"LIKE DAT CHEESECAKE BITCH?"

Mike:Did you have sex with Stacy?

Dave:Yes, and I gave that bitch a Sticky Pecan Cheesecake.

by Jimmy Bob Jimmy John September 13, 2011

Long Island Cheesecake

The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.

Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.

by ZanderBayCA July 5, 2014

The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake

This involves taking a camping trip with your girlfriend in Florida during the middle of the summer. On day 4, you collect the fromunda Cheese under their breasts and then jam it in their ass. Then you whip it into a heavy froth with aggressive anal sex. Once stiff peaks are achieved, the woman screams “order up!” And proceeds to spray the mixture all over the guys chest and face.

I took my girl to a Cheesecake Factory, now she’ll surely give me “The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake”.

by Chillidogman August 26, 2021

It was a bad day to be a cheesecake

A joke from the cast of the famous horror project, Generation Loss. The cast also made shirts quoting this phrase.

“Let me tell you, it was a bad day to be a cheesecake.”

by genlossbrainrot June 28, 2023