Cheeky Bum Secks

The thing Dan and Phil have every night *coughs*...

Dan and Phil have the Cheeky Bum Secks every night.

by LEAVEWTFWHYCANTIGETAPSEUDONYM August 10, 2016

cheekbuster

a cheekbuster is an individual who finds satisfaction in forcibly taking a man's buttcheeks ... usually in prison ... but it has been known to happen on the outside .... can also be applied to a traditional heterosexual relationship

big Mike was calling the shots , until his car found out he was bustin out buttcheeks , no he's just a cheekbuster

by wiggsplitter March 3, 2018

twinkie cheeks

Slang statement for a masculine man who has extremely bald, hairless, ass cheeks.

Homeboy: Man, your butt is so smooth and hairless, I think I might name you twinkie cheeks!

Twinkie Cheeks: shut up, miron. Don't you know it's un-natural to stare at your homies ass.

(Homeboy's girlfriend is rolling video and spanking her own buns and frothing at the mouth, immediately afterwards runs out and buys a box of twinkies and a french tickler).

by High Hiter June 30, 2018

cheeky spastic

A beverage made mainly from shorts. Generally has added vitamins in the way of foodstuffs such as sprouts. Named from the effect of drinking it combined with the phrase "Oh that's cheeky" and closely followed by temporary spastication. Also worth seeing the more modern variation, the Cheeky Saville

Colin had a cheeky spastic before crawling home and anally impregnating the gremlin.

by CleansweepBod November 21, 2014

cheeky smile

Beautiful cute sexy sweet god damn mind blowing out of this world

A girl gives you a cheeky smile and you can't help but smile back its a cute sweet beautiful smile that hits you like a warm ray of sun shine on cold winter's day truly one of a kind think your self lucky if you even meet one person in you life who has a smile like this

by 35cat27 November 18, 2013

cheeky chirag

A cheeky chirag is a drink of water consumed alongside (or in the more orthodox form instead of) an alcoholic beverage on a night out to expedite recovery the following day.

For example: mate can I have two double vodka lemonades and a cheeky chirag please? I've got to be up in the morning.

by Wah Bom Beki November 29, 2013

Straight Cheeks

Straight Cheeks refers to the level of skill someone has at something which is inferior to most. You may also hear someone refer to such pisspoor skill-level as, "straight buns"

Yo, Mike is straight cheeks at 2K! He can't even guard with his defender!

by Nai329 July 21, 2017