A publicly devout man or woman who uses their pious reputation to aid in cheating on their partners. Can be either using the excuse of church activities or "ministering" to folk as a cover for their trysts, or making ostentatious public displays of religious contrition to rehabilitate their image after being caught.
Sue: "Wow, Bob's really involved in the Church Choir."
Sam: "Involved with 3 separate women in the choir while his wife watches the kids at home is more like it - he's such a Jesus Cheater."
OR
Sally: "After much prayer, I know that God has forgiven me for my mistakes. I'll pray that he helps you open your heart to his will and find forgiveness as well."
Sally's Husband: "Don't try that Jesus Cheater shit on me! You've been fucking that douche Bob from choir - we're getting a divorce!"
Sam: "Involved with 3 separate women in the choir while his wife watches the kids at home is more like it - he's such a Jesus Cheater."
OR
Sally: "After much prayer, I know that God has forgiven me for my mistakes. I'll pray that he helps you open your heart to his will and find forgiveness as well."
Sally's Husband: "Don't try that Jesus Cheater shit on me! You've been fucking that douche Bob from choir - we're getting a divorce!"
by Mai Ainsel July 25, 2021
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"Do you mean Diablo the Cheater (AKA DougDoug)?"
"Yeah that guy. what's he famous for again?"
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"Playing Interdimensional Sex Simulator Daily."
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A person trying to cheat in a game. However they know that they could be banned. So they will try to look legit as possible, hiding the fact that they're cheating. They will usually be extremely good player or a Youtuber. Very common in Minecraft pvp community and CSGO community.
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Typical Cheater's Funeral Convo:
Buddy: Hey man, we heard you got caught and things went down really bad between you and the old lady. Tell us what food and booze to pick up and we'll be right out.
Cheater: Yeah man I need a good meal. Make it steak, bourbon and beer.
Buddy: No problem.
Buddy: Hey man, we heard you got caught and things went down really bad between you and the old lady. Tell us what food and booze to pick up and we'll be right out.
Cheater: Yeah man I need a good meal. Make it steak, bourbon and beer.
Buddy: No problem.
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1.) Scum. Trash. Whore.
2.) Someone who resembles or is in the process of resembling a dirty diaper.
3.) A person that is not a fan or gets along with Carrie Underwood.
4.) That guy named Steve who always peaks at your Uno cards.
1.) Scum. Trash. Whore.
2.) Someone who resembles or is in the process of resembling a dirty diaper.
3.) A person that is not a fan or gets along with Carrie Underwood.
4.) That guy named Steve who always peaks at your Uno cards.
The relationship between a cheater and their cheaty is best described through a poem.
Ahem.
The Only Color that Mattered (as read in a British accent)
I didn’t know what colors were
Until that moment I met you.
Taking my hand you showed me
How the green trees could swim
Through the blue waters of the sky.
How the orange light can shimmer off
The bronze puddles in the backyard.
How the night’s black air could turn
Into a grey dawn of blissful serenity.
But then you decided cheat on me.
So now the only color I can see
Is the brown shit I left on the hood of your car.
Ahem.
The Only Color that Mattered (as read in a British accent)
I didn’t know what colors were
Until that moment I met you.
Taking my hand you showed me
How the green trees could swim
Through the blue waters of the sky.
How the orange light can shimmer off
The bronze puddles in the backyard.
How the night’s black air could turn
Into a grey dawn of blissful serenity.
But then you decided cheat on me.
So now the only color I can see
Is the brown shit I left on the hood of your car.
by pudgyboymike May 5, 2014
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