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chas kramer 

Chas Kramer or Chaz Kramer/Pulling a Chas Kramer
Taken from the movie Constantine where Constantine's apprentice, Chas Kramer would imititate John Constantine's catch phrase by saying, "The name is Kramer, Chas Kramer,asshole." Towards the end of the movie after seemingly winning against Satan's son by performing an exorsism of sorts, Chas says "The name is Kramer, Chas Kramer... ass" and is abruptly cut off as he is grabbed by unseen forces and thrown against the ceiling and the floor severals times, afterwhich he dies from the incurred injuries.

1) Used as an insult or for putting someone back in line when they are talking massive shit while in the process of winning at a competition of any kind.
2) Used as a warning to let someone know they should stop bragging before they get themselves pwnt with authority.
3) Used as an insult for kicking the wounded after they've just lost a competition of any kind while they were talking massive shit.
1)
person1: Oh man look at that! I am so about to spank that
ass. You're so about to lose the game.
person2: Shut up,
person1: Just accept your fate, there is no winning it for
you!
person2: Shut up!
person1: What? Not my fault that you suck at life. Now
get on your knees and beg for me to make it quick.
person2: Ok Chas.
person1: *silence*
person1: *silence*
person1: *silence*
Pwnt

2)
"Ok man, keep talking shit like Chas Kramer, see what happens to your punk ass."

3)
person3: Man, what's wrong with person1?
person4: Oh, he lost the match with person2.
person3: Ah. Damn, he looked like he was gonna win that
one for sure. Wonder what happened.
*brief pause*
person3: He was pulling a Chas Kramer huh?
person4: Yep.
person3 and person4: Dumbass.

chas kramer by waywardspooky September 30, 2005
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Chas-Hands 

In relation to jazz hands, chas-hands is to call someone a wanker. Chas is a lonely guy who likes to pleasure himself, thus meaning he has chas hands.
You see that guy over there, he is such a chas-hand.

Go Chas-Hand yourself! (said in an insuting way)

I was on the todd all last night so i got my Chas-Hands on
Chas-Hands by Hutchist August 27, 2008

Chas-nigga 

Chas-nigga by Himmithy nutron September 22, 2023

Chas Hands 

When you try to Nate but you miss and you try to catch your flying load.
I was trying out Nateing last night but I nutted unexpectedly and got Chas Hands
Chas Hands by Caprico March 1, 2017

Chas hair 

a type of haircut, commonly worn by one particular disgusting individual. Hair consists of a ridiculous one top layer, often confused with a 'bowl cut.' Chas hair is only worn by unattractive individuals and is a prime source to making anyone burst into laughter at the sight of it.
Oh dude, ew, look. That kid has chas hair.
Chas hair by Dianna Leone April 29, 2008

chas menges 

A published notice of a death, sometimes with a brief biography of the deceased.
Did you see that Chas Menges in the paper today? So sad =[
chas menges by bananaramma2012 September 7, 2012

Chas(him) 

Chas is the most caring friend that you would think doesn't care but really does. He is that person that will make you smile even if he doesn't know it. He is that one friend you can count on to be there. On the outside he seems like he doesn't care, but is very soft on the inside. He hides his feelings inside and only tells the people he trust about them. A lot of people like him but he doesn't know that.
Chas(him) is on of the most caring brothers you could have.
Chas(him) by anonymousdwai November 21, 2021