charmin

a well shaped rear end

Julie: "Kevin's butt is pure charmin."

by K Joyce October 16, 2009

charming

utterly delightful in every aspect; of or consisting of charm; a word quite often thought of as being in reference to the past, but there it shall no longer stay.

kevin: what's the weather like outside?
lindsay: rather charming, really. we should go take pictures, or conquest.

by l in dai sy April 5, 2009

charmin touch

Anyone who has the knack for working on any project and making it turn out like crap.

Those strategic planners certainly have the Charmin Touch

by Jim Schwartz January 18, 2005

Charmin slip

When you have a nasty wiping job, and your finger breaks through the toilet paper, and you get shit on your hand.

Damn, I had a nasty wiper, and my finger busted through the toilet paper. I hate when I have a

Charmin Slip! Wish I'd used a baby wipe!

by Naomi Girl April 29, 2014

Charmin Ultra soft

Being, or becoming soft, very soft, like really really soft. Could easily be mistaken for a bitch, or someone who has recently lost their balls and developed a vagina.

Coach Huck used to be cool, but all of a sudden that dude became Charmin Ultra Soft.

by Someguy2018 July 19, 2018

charminageddon

The widespread shortage of a product due to panic from a worldwide emergency.

The Covid-19 Charminageddon caused a shortage of toilet paper, hand antiseptic and many other products...

by Weird-Al March 13, 2020

G-Charming

The act of flirting via G-Chat/Google Talk or the like, with a person whom you know, but not all that well. Often times this g-charming is accompanied by an uncharacteristically charming photo of yourself as your g-chat icon. G-Charming is often guarded, and less more veiled than other forms of flirting.

After noticing Megan, a pretty girl in his political science class, Max found her g-chat moniker on Facebook and started G-Charming her regularly.

by LearnedHand May 13, 2011