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carlston stew

When a man forcefully grasps another man by the penis, and then force him to gargle his shit. This is best done in the July heat around 100 degrees. After the man's face is sufficiently brown, then grab a bucket of bear juices and pour it all over him. Beware this is for experienced people only. Do not attempt this unless you have correctly performed 5 separate Alaskan pipelines, 3 Texas roundabouts, 1 Alabama hot pocket, and 2 Cleveland steamers.
Wow, last night I did my first Carlston stew!

Really? Was it a random guy?

Yeah it was crazy!
by Grandmathruster June 10, 2014
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Carlton Supporter

The definition of an absolute RETARD, you couldn't be more retarded even if you try. They're usually abnormally short and have some sort of disability. You would rather have HIV than support the Carlton Football Club.
Jasmine: Soccer is a sport!!!
James: What is wrong with you? You must be a Carlton Supporter!!
Jasmine: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE wHaT dO u MeAn
**Dies**
by Kayden Whear June 20, 2019
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Charlen

The most amazing, most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is wise beyond her years and over thinks a lot of concepts, but gives the best advice. People doubt her because of logic, but she hasn't yet been proven wrong.
She knows me so well. She's such a Charlen!
by UrFaceIsAMonkeyButt December 13, 2010
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Charleston chew

A long, fluffy marshmallow filled candy bar which Slim Shady would be crazy enough to choke you to death with.
"And I'm still loco enough to choke you to death with a Charleston chew"
- Eminem
(Forgot About Dre)
by nnddrrjj September 30, 2012
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Carlton (Banks)

Black males who behave like whites or talk very proper. "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" reference
Jerome goes to college, he is such a Carlton
by mike April 17, 2005
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Charlette

The one person you can trust for a lifetime.
And love for ever.
Man I need a friend I need to find a Charlette.
by Jame Aaay March 28, 2009
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Carltoning

Carltoning. (verb) Where you run up to someone during a tom jones song and dance in front of them, typically like Carlton from Fresh Prince. adverb: Carltonable
"Chad and I are gonna go out Carltoning people at the bar tonight"
by Jay-TDE July 30, 2009
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