Wanking Chariot

Bed. May or may not specifically suggest the use of said bed for onanism.

I'm off to do a couple of laps in the wanking chariot.

by Endie July 18, 2006

Fag Chariot

A VW Jetta. A disproportionately high number of fags own VW Jettas and place a fag symbol on the rear bumper such as a human rights campaign equal sign and or a rainbow sticker.

"Wow, look at all these Fag Chariots in the parking lot. Is there a Madonna Concert going on in the mall or something?"

by poontang July 13, 2006

Chariot

A sex position involving pinning a chair over someone's chest and shitting on their face

Max asked for a chariot when visiting the local strip club.

by Dn201 February 2, 2020

Bogan chariot

Cars which are highly desirable in Australian working class suburbs. Usually a hotted-up Holden Commodore or Ford Falcon.

Wayne thinks his GT Falcon is the duck's guts, but it's such a bogan chariot.

by azicat March 30, 2009

blind chariot

when you blind fold a girl who’s masturbating while you go and get butt fucked by a horse

You tryna go to my uncles farm and preform a blind chariot

by Dragonnn699 May 6, 2020

the chariot

Act of removing the driver's seat of one's car so that an individual may penetrate a woman from behind in doggystyle fashion while she operates the gas and brake pedals with her hands; the chariot driver steers. Best announced by yelling "THE CHAAAARIOT" out the car window.

The chariot race ended in disaster because Mandy could not see when to hit the brakes.

by Adam Felts December 13, 2008

Chariot of Fire

Pronunciation: 'char-E-&t / 'äv / 'fIr

Named so for it's resemblance to a Spartan riding his chariot. The act of sodomy using Tabasco Sauce lubricant.
(Note: For authenticity, employ riding crop as spanking implement)

When asked if the pillow was for hemorrhoids, Sheila replied "No, my husband gave me the 'Chariot of Fire' last night.

by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005