Capitol Hill

A very uncomfortable place to sit if one's name happens to be Bill.

Ty: What are you doing here?

Bill: Well, I'm just sitting here on Capitol Hill.

Ty: Loser.

Don't worry Bill, I'm rooting for you.

by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005

Charitous

adj. Behaving in a manner that on the surface appears altruistic or charitable, but ultimately serves a selfish goal.

Randy made a charitous donation to Toys for Tots, just so he could look good in front of his inlaws.

by Q the Grate February 6, 2019

capitolist

A misspelling

That capitolist pig

by ThePedant June 9, 2009

Put on viking horns and storm the capitol

figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.

I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!

by niggman star33 January 13, 2021

Crapitol

Capitol High School. Rival of Olympia High School, North Thurston High School, and many more high schools in Washington. They think they're all that, but their sports teams are crap. Therefore called "Crapitol."

Crapitol lost AGAIN to North Thuston!" "We have to play Crapitol again? Can't they just accept defeat?!" "Dude, you play like Crapitol!

by moimoimoimoi December 6, 2010

capitol punishment

The premature termination of life that Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy received as a "penalty for their crime" of merely being the current U.S. President.

My favorite "capitol punishment" joke is "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"

by QuacksO September 23, 2020

Capitol Hill Day School

CHDS does absolutely nothing to prepare you for real life. It is basically a prep school for Sidwell and is home to 50% Taylor Swift stans and 70% assholes. The school is a wannabe progressive that fucks up a little too often.

Students are pretty nice and they have an impressively small amount of bullying. Stay clear of taking French and you'll be fine. Beautiful campus but you got to wonder what the fuck they are doing with all that money.

Warning: You may meet famous people's asshat children who will threaten to arrest you.

Typical conversation with a kid from Capitol Hill Day School:

CHDS kid 2: Dude, did you see the presidential debate last night?

St. Peter's kid: What about it?

CHDS kid 1: My mom was in it.

CHDS kid 2: My mom *was* the debate.

St. Peter's kid: WTF...

by ittybittytitties September 28, 2021