Ass Chaff is the detrius which is flung against the bowl when you fart while shitting. Often acompanied by a loud bowl barker. Often your only hope of warding off a rump ranger or bum ninja ... in this case you hope bowl barking occurs.
1. Dude I blew some serious ass chaff from those taco's at lunch.
2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled
2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled
by The Piedbald Wordsmith August 25, 2010
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
A christian term for someone who is worldly minded or prone to invest in and pursue meaningless and often ungodly things.
by Nathan Funke June 09, 2010
chaff butter is a buttery substance used by cyclists,applied to the groin area, prevents chaffing of skin on long cycle rides.
jane ..."ive got no rubbers, maybe i let you go anal"
jeremy.."shit, no KY Jelly, but i can use my bro"s chaff butter for some gateway drama, he wont mind, might have some of his pubes glued in,but he"s a cyclist and they dont care on hygiene"
jeremy.."shit, no KY Jelly, but i can use my bro"s chaff butter for some gateway drama, he wont mind, might have some of his pubes glued in,but he"s a cyclist and they dont care on hygiene"
by Bossyturd December 04, 2022
When you’re struggling to shift a bit of timber, you decide to go for a nice stroll and your inner thighs rub causing friction, redness and get a bit sore.
‘Richard I’ve eaten too much cake and this long walk is giving me fat lad’s chaff!’
Richard replies, ‘it’s okay Larissa, walk it off!’
Richard replies, ‘it’s okay Larissa, walk it off!’
by Fat lad’s chaff June 06, 2023
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenades; The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenades; The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025