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Tori the Cannibal

Tori. The. Cannibal. If you're smart, you will stop reading right now and forget that you even looked her up. She will come after you, and you will die. There's no other explanation to it. And believe me, you better pray she doesn't victimize you. A few lucky survivors have lived to tell her tale, but who knows when she will strike next. And if you don't believe me, just ask Rob....her newest bitch.
Tori the Cannibal can and will eat you all.
by Survivor#49 February 25, 2011
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Cannibriated

Adj: Can_ib_re_a_tion; An overconsumption of cannibus, that produces a result far greater than being stoned
After we smoked that joint, I was cannibriated.
by McSmythers December 17, 2009
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2 for 1 cannibalism

Getting a girl pregnant, wait for about 7 months, and when you eat her, you get a small, unborn child as well.
Last month I got a 2 for 1 cannibalism deal with this girl, tasted so good.
by nuttery November 6, 2017
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cannibus cup

The annual amsterdam contest where various Types of marijuana are entered for one winner.
" The winner of last years Cannibus cup was that Bubblegum shit. "
by 420 god October 10, 2006
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Cannimal

A person or persons, usually a socio-economically challenged degenerate, who routinely seek recyclable products from homes and businesses. They usually wear long gardening gloves and travel by themselves. They are territorial in nature and stake claims to specific streets and businesses. They have no reservations about sitting on your porch and going through any recycling bins you may have left out.
That annoying cannimal was on my front porch when I got home from work going through my recycling bin!
by nathan925 October 3, 2007
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cannibalism

oh my god, he is a cannibal, he ate my best friend.
by your mother August 13, 2003
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Cannibuddies

noun. Fellow tokers, the group of people one smokes weed with. These friends understand each others incoherent speech. Usually many of these stoners will share inside jokes and/or philosophical ramblings, which you cannot hope to understand unless you are high or have been high with them.
Mikhal: Life is like cigarettes. Your first and you last are the most important. And just as you move on in life, you have different packs.
Matthias: Damn, thats deep.
Stefano: What the hell are you guys talking about?
Matthias: Don't worry, you aren't one of the cannibuddies.
by Southern Light November 9, 2009
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