Caps Squawk

When a person types in all caps lock. This person might be hyper, jittery, excited etc. and feels the need to express through caps lock. You may feel as though they are screaming at you through the computer. It can be very annoying and aggravating. You may also feel the need to strangle the person behind the keyboard.

Kenny: OMG I ALMOST DIED YEZTERDAY I STUBBED MY DICK! ANYWAY WHAT ARE YOU UP TO????

Bill: stfu

Kenny: WHY!?!?!!?

Bill fucking hates when people Caps Squawk

by ChadSonZor October 20, 2009

craps slap

Guys - when you're fucking a girl, pull out, cum in your hand, shake it in your hand and slap her in the face. (like your playing craps in vegas)

Chicks - you're blowin a guy, act like you swallow, spit in your hand, shake it up and slap the guy in the face.

Dude, i was in vegas this weekend and totally craps slapped a $80 hooker.

Omg kelly, i found out that my boyfriend was with a hooker in vegas last weekend so i thought "what a perfect time for a craps slap"

by texace13 July 6, 2010

reverse mushroom caps

This occurs when a person's nipples appear to look like mushroom caps inverted into their body. Most often used for storage.

Did you see that full on fullopian fungus Richard is storing in his reverse mushroom caps?

by LLAMA LEGS AND CABBAGE NUTS INC. January 15, 2008

chaps my ass

An expression used to indicate strong annoyance at someone or something, a stonger expression than "frosts my balls."

Getting served stale sweet tea really fucking chaps my ass.

by harry flashman July 23, 2003

Busting caps

Shooting firearms, either for fun or practice, or in a violent altercation.

"Man, I'm bored. Let's go down to the range and bust some caps."

"As soon as the hajiis tripped the mine, we all started busting caps to port. I fired three magazines before we cleared the block."

by LowProfile88 July 26, 2009

ALL CAPS

ALL CAPS is how MF DOOM wants you to spell his name. Originated from a line from MF DOOM's 2004 album, "Madvilliany," in this album there is a song titled, "ALL CAPS," and in it MF DOOM states, "Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name." In this song he specifies that he wants people and his audience to spell his name in ALL Capital letters.

RIP DOOM FOREVER FRESH

"I love MF DOOM!"

"What's your favorite MF DOOM album?"

"The Grammys' didn't fucking spell his name right, its in ALL CAPS!" - "hella disrespectful"

by Technicolor35mm March 30, 2021

Cherry Chapstick

When a girls clit is so red and sensitive from just being eaten out. It can only happen when it’s so good that her legs shake and she might even squirt.

Bro her cherry chapstick last night was the best.

by 1969lover January 26, 2021