Attacked by Patel

Named after the scene in "Scott Pilgrim Vs the world" where one of the villains Matt Patel crashed into the club where Scott and his band was playing and then starts the first fight scene of the movie. The point in a movie, t.v series or videogame where the first few minutes or episodes are boring, average, or over all not impressive, but then something completely out of the blue happens and the rest is beyond anyone's first impressions.

The first thirteen episodes of Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood seemed like boring exposition and looked rushed, but when Bradley was carving up Greed like a turkey, this series was then Attacked by Patel.

At first Back to the Future seemed like an average movie. But the minute the Delorian hit 88mph, I knew I was just Attacked by Patel.

by Lor-D July 10, 2011

Heart Attacked

To be quietly and surreptitiously disposed of by means of high tech type poison or forced physiological shock which mimics or causes a heart attack or other type of natural cause for death.

After whistleblowing on the oil company's global price fixing scam, Julian Assange suddenly died, many believed that he was heart attacked.

by tamale214 December 6, 2010

i FeEl AtTaCkEd

What a person would say after getting roasted by an idiot.

Jazzmean: Peter your so short i could step on you
Polo: Hehehehehehhheheheheheheheheheh
Peter: i FeEl AtTaCkEd

by i_wrote_this_so_ya February 19, 2019

Cunttacked

Nothing interesting to tweet about on twitter? Bored? See a slight disagreement between two tweeters? Feel like jumping in & launching an unprovoked 'cunttack' on behalf of the tweeter whose arse you have your tongue stuck right up in? You're cunttacking.

Not limited to twitter. Any online ganging up on someone if they voice an opinion someone else disagrees with. Doesn't have to be any reason for it other than people are acting like a oolon

NB Nobody likes you.

"Some vain bitch purposefully saying hateful things. She cunttacked me"

"I dared to disagree with X & then suddenly a swarm of X's followers cunttacked me"

by V-Minx January 17, 2015

cattarded

When your cat is retarded.
Also hyphenated cat-tarded.

My cat climbs onto the top of the cabinets but it's too dumb to find his way down, he's cattarded.

by Moonie is cattarded July 21, 2018

Catfaced

When you're tricked into thinking someone is more attractive than they really are due to a quarantine face mask or other partial face covering.

Man, the girl at the park had such beautiful eyes I had to ask her out. When I met her again without her mask, it turns out I got catfaced.

by Granoladuude June 13, 2020

japan attacked

When a girls starts her period surprisingly or if a girl is on her period

Sara: wanna go swimming Jan?

Jan: sorry can Japan attacked

by Random belly button April 10, 2017