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castrophany

A word who's origins are rooted in a Gorillaz song entitled Fire Coming Out of the Monkey's Head.

Although the word has never been defined, it is guessed (by vitrue of word roots and context clues) to mean terrible sounds of catastrophic proportions.
And then came a sound. Distant first, it grew into castrophany so immense it could be heard far away in space.
by Deadly Pancake December 25, 2008
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Eric Cantor

The current U.S. house majority leader and Eric Cartman's human form. Possibly the most immature douchebag ever to grace the halls of congress. Known for repeatedly interrupting the president during meetings, refusing to even discuss ideas put forth by the other party no matter how valid, and walking out if he can't get his way on everything.

When he couldn't get his cuts passed, decided to play politics with disaster victims by holding their relief funds hostage.

Thinks we should defund the USGS, because we don't really need all those earthquake sensors, do we? Apparently his deity doesn't agree - months after Cantor made those comments, an unprecedented magnitude 6 earthquake centered squarely in Cantor's own congressional district rattled the whole east coast.

Calls the Occupy Wall Street protesters "dangerous mobs pitting Americans against Americans", even though he referred to the Tea Party protests as "fighting on the front lines of a battle for our democracy".
by coffee_drinker October 17, 2011
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Casto

Very muscular, sexcy,attractive and so handsome, nice when u get to know him .. but at first he won’t give you the time of day. Always tuffin any situation that comes his way He’s definitely a leader not a follower!!
Have u met casto? No everyone steers clear he don’t seem to b nice to just anyone!
by Tinie420 April 22, 2018
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Casturbation

Casturbation relates to the art of masturbating whilst wearing a cast (caused from broken bones somewhere between the individuals wrists and shoulders).
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.
Dan: Must be hard for you, being single for the last 7 months and not even able to choke the chicken with that broken wrist?
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option
by neilsonz January 27, 2009
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castrophany

combination of the words catastrophe (an event causing great and often sudden damage or suffering) and cacophony (a harsh, discordant mixture of sounds.)
It grew into castrophany
by MJBIG September 12, 2015
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Catori

A lovely spirit to be around her smile will light up your life
Catori is an amazing person.
by Tevy February 21, 2020
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Mexican Castration

...can happen as a result of carrying Mexican i.e. sans pistol holster/proper retention device--gun usually tucked into waistband.

Literally: to accidentally blast one's own genitalia off via a negligent discharge of a firearm that is being "carried Mexican."
Mexican castration almost happened to Plaxico Burress when his (.40 S&W) Glock 23 went off and struck him in the thigh at that New York night club because he had his piece tucked into the waistband of his sweatpants. But seriously, despite the fact that he could have shot his own balls off, who wears sweatpants to a nightclub?
by 3^3=27 September 19, 2009
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