Casto
A name commonly given to the hardest motherfucker in civilian clothes. Naturally strong, very attractive, and doesn't give a fuck about what anyone thinks.
Casto by KKAindustries December 15, 2011
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Casto
Most Casto's are some bad ass motherfuckers and don't give two shits about what you think. They have giant ass cocks and fuck more than a jack rabbit with a hard on. If you fight a Casto be prepared for a hell of a hospital bill. They are naturally attractive, very seductive, and very strong. They like to spend they're free time rubbin' snuff or vaping. They also like to fish, hunt, and go muddin'. That's only when they're not fucking your mom.
Casto by Big D Casto August 17, 2018
Craig Casto
A perfectly wonderful goof ball. I met one night bar tending. Hung out one time and never went a day with out speaking. Became my best friend. Don’t know where i’d be with out my best wet britches buddy.
me: Aren’t you Craig’s friend?
Sack: Yeah man what’s up??
me: text at boy and ask him if he can climb
spent the next year of my life crammin craig casto every chance I got
turns out craig could climb. pretty good kisser, heart stealer and guitar player too.
Sack: Yeah man what’s up??
me: text at boy and ask him if he can climb
spent the next year of my life crammin craig casto every chance I got
turns out craig could climb. pretty good kisser, heart stealer and guitar player too.
Craig Casto by baked.tater March 19, 2022
angry casto
While having anal sex with a partner you deposit a piece of your fecal matter (resembling a cigar) into the mouth of partner and attempt to light it.
angry casto by Mike Oxshuge October 6, 2006
Bumbo Cactoni
A minecraft cactus persona of the legendary Mumbo Jumbo built by iskall85, who isn't as legendary, but still pretty cool. But neither compare to Bumbo Cactoni's legenariness. But beware his evil brother, Bumbo Weirdonia, and his legion of weird fans...
Bumbo Cactoni by guymanperson September 23, 2017
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