link cascade

A link cascade is when one is surfing the web and reads something/looks at something then, noticing a link, clicks it, reads/looks at it, notices another link, clicks it...

And the cycle continues.

*Sign into MSN*

*MSN today pops up*:
"Britney Spears admits to killing Micheal Jackson!"

*Clicks link & reads*
*Sees another link*:
"Paris Hilton to become president?"

*Clicks link & reads*
*Sees another link*:
"Celebs at their worst! Horrible pictures of all your favourite stars!"

*Clicks link*

2 hours later...

"Shit, it's already time for bed? That was a really bad link cascade!"

by SarahMerlin March 2, 2010

failure cascade

The inevitable demise of a group due to a growing amount of errors. EVE Online coporations use this term to describe other corporations as they come to an end.

Lets all watch Band of Brothers failure cascade.

by William Laycraft April 22, 2008

jack cascade

a voluminous ejaculation from the male sexual organ after the culmination of an intense jack off session usually complemented by insane consumption of pornographic material; a massive cum shot.

Wow, that was a major jack cascade dude! How long were you jacking off for anyway?

by Jack Cascade March 26, 2010

Fuckhead cascade

what that fucking asshole posted that shit and then everybody post quoted and it was fuckhead and then another quote and more fuckhead and over and over again

> > > > > herp i derped a dick deep in my throat and i'm a fuckhead cascade
> > > > fuckhead.
> > > fuckhead.
> > fuckhead.
> fuckhead.
fuckhead.

by Rev. Meowatilla Al' Rashad August 6, 2011

carolina cascade

An iteration of the mullet haircut worn by one hailing from the Carolinas. Not dissimilar to the Tennessee Top Hat or the Kentucky Waterfall.

Hey bud! You see Bobby Ray at the huntin' club the other day? Hadn't seen him ina while. That rascal needs a haircut. He's rockin' a pure-T Carolina Cascade!!!!

by Mashrabbit February 13, 2017

Resonance Cascade

When you go to pull a paper towel off one of those rolls, get the force wrong, and the wieght of the last one makes them all fall off.

<Plate in one hand, reaching for a paper towel>
"Shit, A resonance cascade!"

by Doc_Brown February 23, 2010

derp cascade

(noun) the resulting effect of derp spreading rapidly between individuals in a group, as a result of hyperstimulation of the derp gland. a single stupid person will be stimulated by something derp-worthy, which will cause them to emanate derp out to their surroundings. other stupid individuals will receive the stimulus and produce the same effect. this continues until an entire population of similarly-minded individuals have become stimulated, which can lead to widespread epic failure. it becomes increasingly more common in societies where intelligence is not respected (e.g. America)

Twilight. I don't need to say anything else. Fucking Twilight. Stephenie Meyer originated the derp signal, which spread like wildfire to its readers, resulting in a derp cascade. There are plenty more examples, but for now, this epitomizes it.

by maelstr0m_X1 July 19, 2012