Cardinal Rumble

When two very large people get it on in a very small and warm place causing them to turn red like cardinals.

Hey dude why are you so red?

I was just banging big Bertha in the hallway closet, there's no A/C in there.

Oh I see you two were having a little cardinal rumble!

by Biggenlover69 July 20, 2013

Hot Carling Academy

It's the school where you go to learn how to buttfuck. It is located in England and they do not have blowjobs there because they are uncircumsized. Because of this, they resort to buttfucking.

Being enrolled in Hot Carling Academy is disgusting.

by DX25 November 10, 2008

George Carlin

The comedy king who ccan out-funny ANY comedian that has ever set foot uopn this planet!

They're going to ban the toy guns..AND THEY'RE GONNA KEEP THE FUCKIN REAL ONES!!

by James Lowe May 7, 2004

Carmin

another word for the best girl in the existence of life. she makes you laugh, smile, and feel happy whenever you're around her. also, shes super sexy. she cares so much about you, and means the world to you. everyone should agree with this. if you don't, sucks for you.

"Do you see that girl?"
"Yeah, thats a Carmin, and she's all mine"

by call_me_cabbage January 8, 2012

carpini'd

To get a very bad deal on an automobile purchase.

Did you see Eric's new ride? He got carpini'd yo!

by Spoonee G April 20, 2009

carcinogenic

has the power to give someone or something cancer

If inhaled too much, chloroform can be carcinogenic

by Oceanwalker May 11, 2016

George Carlin

The originator of "Truth Comedy," and the One True God

"I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!"

by the_ruiner June 17, 2004