catmalogen

Irish expression, describing an extremely bad, chaotic or stressful situation.

Town was catmalogen, there wasn't room to park a fecking tricycle.

by Hobopotamus September 29, 2012

Carmaraderie

Showing respect while driving to a unknown person for no reason other than the fact that they are driving the same car as you. Having the same make and model are key in this behavior occurring; an identical color scheme on top of these existing similarities will cause for the most immediate and conscious realization of this sudden urge of appreciation.

Example: "I gave the guy driving in front of me on the highway a 3-second space cushion because he was driving a silver civic, exactly like mine. I soon realized the only reason why I was doing this was because of Carmaraderie."

by el_diablo_blanco September 2, 2011

Cartman's Mom

Cartman's Mom (n): The Skankiest Hoe In South Park.

While Trying To Find His Father, Young Eric Cartman Finds Himself In A Bar And Shortly Later Finds Out That Everyone In The Bar Had Slept With His Mother.

by Amanda June 28, 2004

cartman

The fat dude on South park.

Likes: Racism, Okama, Casa Bonita, Terrence & Phillip, blasphemy & getting his way

Dislikes: Just about everything else

Kenny: *picks up phone* Mff mff mff phone for you.

Cartman: Not racism?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not Okama?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not Terrence & Phillip?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not blasphemy?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not getting my way?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not interested.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel July 15, 2008

eric cartmen

Eric Cartmen is a character in South Park. In most episodes he is the focus of the show. He is extremely negative and destructive in his thoughts and actions. That might have something to do with the fact that his mother is a hermaphrodite town slut and he is big boned(not fat).

1. Eric Cartmen : Now I am done measuring everyone's penis size.

Stan : Dude, your penis size is yet to measured.

Eric : I measured mine this morning. It is 13.7" long.

Stan : Your penis is not 13.7". We'll measure your penis in front of witnesses.

Eric : Now you want to measure guys' penises? What are you, a HOMO?

Stan : You just measured everyone's penis.

Eric : OK FINE.

Stan : (Measures Eric's penis size) It is 1.2".

2.

Eric : Mom! I want iPad2 with 64gb and 3g.

Eric's Mom : Eric, that is too expensive. We can't afford that. Look here, you can get Toshiba's tablet instead. It has all the features of iPad and is much cheaper.

Eric : BUT IT IS NOT IPAD. KYLE HAS AN IPAD.

Eric' Mom : I am not buying that.

Eric : (Turns his back towards his mom, squats and gets down his pant) Mom why don't you take me to the Greasemonkey. I liked to be lubed before I get FUCKED.

by sooommmeeoonnneeeee July 10, 2011

Cartman

Cartman is quite possible the most perfectly witty and intelligent cartoon character ever created. If one just looks past the blatant racism and accept that the use of cartman is to just mock everything bad about society, you'll find it quite funny.

Cartman: That's it I'm not following this god damn hippy around anymore
Choir Teacher: Excuse me little boy I'm the adult here and I say we're going this way
Cartman: I'm going over naaa, and your going over maaa, me naaa you maaa, screw you guys, ima goin hooooomee

by FIZZLEnizzle August 11, 2006

Cartman

Eric Theodore Cartman is not only (easily) the best character on South Park, but one of the best characters in television history, and dare I say fiction.

Cartman is the shit. Period.

by Adrian December 28, 2007