Canada fork ban

In Canada forks have been banned. Many Canadians gave forks to the wild Canadian geese outside of Tim Hortons and the geese used them as weapons, enslaving half of Ontario. Since then, forks have been banned from many Canadian provinces. As I am writing this I am eating salad with a knife. Stupid geese

The great Canada fork ban was a troubling event that caused chaos and terror for many Canadians

by Obsessive_Fangirl June 1, 2021

Canada Day

Celebrated annually on July 1 in recognition of Canada being formed as a country previously ruled by the United Kingdom.
This day is a coast to coast party with each province and each people making up the Canadian people celebrating in thier own way. Usually, Molson is heavily involved.

Typical Canadian "Canada Day" conversation:

Greg: " What are you doing for Canada Day?"
Bert: " Breaking open a two-four, eh?"
Greg: " Beauty, see ya there"

by BlizzaynE April 19, 2006

Canada

The place where file sharing is still legal

"iTunes? What the hell is iTunes? Just go to Canada!"

by ViXXoR May 13, 2005

Canadadian

A person who is half-Canadian, half-Trinidadian. Also known as Trinadian.

Since my mother is from Trinidad and Tobago, and my father is from Canada, I am Canadadian.

by canadadian March 19, 2011

I'm Moving To Canada

What an American says when he/she has had it with USA.

Rick Perry won? Fuck it, I'm moving to Canada.

by JoyDivisionIanCurtis January 30, 2012

Canada

The greatest country

enough said

Canada is awesome

by SmartEpic2020 October 2, 2020

If you Die in Canada, You Die in Real Life

A Theory that if died in Canada, then you will parishes in real life.

I believe that if you die in Canada, you die in real life.

by Red The Gamer May 24, 2018