pronunciation:\chris - 'ten\
function: noun and/or verb
etymology: fem. from the word christ. godlike
A female that is practically unicorn like. Strap on a horn and bask in her presence. She is majestic and archaic. She rules for life. Men and women will fall in a sexual spell in her company. Don't be surprised if you wake up in a corn field covered in Tiffany diamonds, neatly shaved after a moon lit night with Christan.
function: noun and/or verb
etymology: fem. from the word christ. godlike
A female that is practically unicorn like. Strap on a horn and bask in her presence. She is majestic and archaic. She rules for life. Men and women will fall in a sexual spell in her company. Don't be surprised if you wake up in a corn field covered in Tiffany diamonds, neatly shaved after a moon lit night with Christan.
Christaned (verb): to wake up after a night of what you thought was normal love making to be completely taken back as to what the fuck happened.
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Get the Christan mug.A man who feels his cocky demeaner somehow makes him a superior person. He however does not realize that in real life he collects wellfare and lives in a giant boot that was once owned by Paul Bunyan.
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Get the Caristaie mug.Beautiful nice girl.Is sometimes rude when you get on her bad side but she always a good friend to others. even though she says chimmeychanga and chinchilla a lot.She is a turd at times.
She has a rockin' personality
She grew up in a small town
She has a rockin' personality
She grew up in a small town
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Get the el capitan mug.Nickname for girls named Christina who are also a dirty skank, or skanker. They also tend to smell of booze, cigarettes, and dirty towels.
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