Canyon.mid

An old MIDI file created by Passport Designs (also known as Passport Music Software) which was originally introduced with Microsoft Windows 3.0 Multimedia Edition and retained through Windows 2000, although most famously included with Windows 3.1 and Windows 95. When installing a new sound card like a Sound Blaster or setting up an external MIDI synthesizer, this was always the first file you'd try to make sure your hardware worked properly.
The file is essentially a MIDI version of "Trip Through the Grand Canyon" composed by George Stone, hence the name Canyon.mid.

Me in 1994: Launch Windows Media Player, open Canyon.mid, press the play button and cross my fingers that my new Sound Blaster 16 works!

by Boeing777-300 June 10, 2019

Canyon Nigger

indigenous native of the South West United States that have not learned to build more than a tent

Look at those Canyon Niggers over there, with their teepee tent cult.

by Ya_boi_shayne November 27, 2021

Whip canyon

A whip canyon is a game where a guy puts whip cream in a girls butt crack and pussy and uses his penis to fling it out while the girl tries to catch it in her mouth.

Rachael caught all the whip cream in her mouth that Bill flung out of her when they did a whip canyon.

by SmittenNutter December 6, 2019

Yodeling in the Canyon

Oral sex, as performed on a woman.

See: The Last Detail, starring Jack Nicholson

I had to go yodeling in the canyon before she would give me any back!

by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004

college of the canyons

A community college in Santa Clarita that people go to forever and never leave. It's for the people that are too dumb to get their minds out of highschool. At least %80 of the kids that go there smoke reefer.

The initials when spoken sounds like "cock".

Dude, college of the canyons is for retards...I love this school. Let's go find some weed and get faded, bitch.

by COCSUX October 13, 2005

Discovery Canyon Campus

K-12 prison full of braindead stoners and juulers that cried when mango pods became harder to get. The bundle that comes with the juulers makes all the bathrooms smell like shitty candy. While also being an “academic” school, their sports are some of the worst in the state. Also lots of suicides. Want a ethical reason to kill yourself? Go here. Great place but 7/10 rating for amount of homosexuals and retards.

Guy 1: Hey what school you go to?

Guy 2: Discovery Canyon Campus

Guy 1: Alright you know the deal show me your wrists.

by DCC Survivor December 6, 2018

canyoneer

A bad ass explorer that descends down wet and dry canyons. They are often masochists, because the nature of the sport often entails difficult on and off trail hiking, scrambling, climbing, jumping, rappelling and swimming.

The canyoneer was caught in a hydraulic, so we threw him a rope and pulled his ass out.

by artista8 June 15, 2017