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Fatty calling the fatty fat

A statement describing hypocritical behavior on par with an obese individual crudely commenting on someone else's weight. A more up-to-date version of "A pot calling the kettle black", because everybody knows a porlty individual these days.
Kel Varnsen-There is Pat Robertson again saying that Islam is the prejudiced religion.

H.G Pennypacker- There's another prime example of a "Fatty calling the fatty fat"!!
by THE Dr. Waterdoo July 10, 2010
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mori calliope

m&ms newest competitor,rap god,gay for kiara and queen of the deadbeats
deadbeat 1:you see that new song mori calliope made? (simp) KFP member 1: what? no i was watching kiara stream
by a deadbeat January 27, 2021
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calling uncle earl

Throwing up after a night of drinking heavily.
John: Last night, we went out to the bar and he drank 3 Long Island Ice Teas, 4 shots of tequila, and 3 beers.

Mike: Man, I bet he was calling Uncle Earl later on that night.

John: Yep, calling Uncle Earl on his speed dial.
by Daniel81 February 27, 2017
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call in rich

To "call in rich" is to not show up to work because you're senior enough and/or so well vested and rolling in old company dough that nobody really cares what you do.
"Where's whats-his-name today? He was supposed to be in my meeting."

"No idea. I think he's around, but I haven't seen him..."

"I sure wish that I could call in rich, too."
by butterlobster August 4, 2009
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caldina

a vehicle of much mystery, it is fast like a bullet, yet appealing to the eye,like a pornstar and harder to find than the yeti and a chupacabra combine. It is nearly impossible to acquire a caldina in the first place. only a lucky few will ever have their hands on their own caldina. and if they do, chances are they will only have it a short while.
WOW, was that just a caldina that shot by at lightning speed?

was what?

wait, dw, we will never know for sure
by franonicklars June 24, 2010
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Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc
by ..WiL May 24, 2005
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I ain't calling you a truther!

Popular line from the TV show, "Drake & Josh", where Josh calls Drake a liar.
Josh: Drake, you made that whole story up!
Drake: No?
Josh: YOU, started that fight!
Drake: You callin' me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
by uberSMACK September 12, 2014
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