California Cuddling

A rotten and disgusting act done by mother (covered by a blanket) and father (belly button exposed) laying on beanbags and producing wet smacking sounds. It started on the west coast, but watch out, it’s spreading.

“Hey kids be quiet, don’t interrupt our California Cuddling!”

by RetroJaryon November 24, 2022

Robert California

An absolute legend in the show "The Office." He is the CEO of Dunder Mifflin with Sabre, and acquired his job after talking Jo Bennett, the former CEO out of her job. He can also be referred to as the "lizard king."

Dwight Schrute: "Have you talked to Robert California lately?"
Jim Halpert: "Oh, you mean the fucking lizard king? He's in the conference room."

by TimTheTurtle May 5, 2019

californicate

To fuck up or make like California

Many years ago there was a bumper sticker: "DON'T CALIFORNICATE COLORADO"

by andy1 May 30, 2006

Dani California

The first single off of the Red Hot Chili Peppers' ninth album, Stadium Arcadium.

Dani California is the first single from the Chili Peppers since 2003

by Bored as Hell April 23, 2006

Californiality

The quality, essence or philosophy of California, or of a Californian.

Her Californiality became obvious when she asked for tofu and alfalfa sprouts on a hamburger while in Germany.

by Californiality September 15, 2009

California Sober

To abstain from all drugs except marijuana and alcohol.

"No thanks," Jane said as Paul racked up lines of cocaine, "I'm California Sober this month."

by CPaigeS December 10, 2016

California Nationalist movement

A movement that seeks for California to become an independent nation. That is to break away from the US and to become independent because of all the rotten laws and policies of the US.

John is in the California nationalist movement.

by Deep blue 2012 August 27, 2010