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Californian Foot Turkey

The act of a woman laying between the legs of a squatting man and masturbating the penis with the foot whilst performing anal cunningulus.
Kye: Dude some asian hooker gave me a californian foot turkey last night, she also gave me genital warts.
by dardy_flying_wharrgarbl November 27, 2009
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Californian

Someone from California. Typically they use vocabulary such as "dude", "bro", and "like". Stereotypes include surfing to school, freaking out when it rains, and going to the beach everyday, which generally make Northern Californians mad, because this doesn't really apply to them. Apparently, we also drive like maniacs, probably due to traffic being a common problem around Los Angeles and San Francisco. In Southern California, the girls are stereotyped to be blonde, tan, and fit, while usually we're all either the opposite, or Mexican. We're also known to be the life of any party, according to countless other states. While most believe Californians are completely ignorant to all the other states and arrogant, that usually isn't true - in fact, a lot of California-born people try to leave as soon as they can because of the 100 degree weather, frequent earthquakes, and traffic.
Kyle: Bro, I like, totally dig your car! Usually I surf to school, so I don't, like, have one.
Harry: Must be a Californian.
by Enraged Coffee Addict March 10, 2015
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Californingus

When a person is living in California and their body’s physiology becomes accustomed to the Temperature of 80°F or higher.

You may become aware of this phenomenon when the temperatures start dropping. Even the sudden change to 79°F may actually begin to drastically feel like freezing temperatures of 32°F.

The normal time period of the acclimation to take place for outsiders who have moved to California is about a month.
Human 1: The weather app said It’s only 75°F but I’ve been bundled up in my bed all day, freezing cold. Am I okay?

Human 2: You’re okay, it’s just californingus. It happens to all of us here.

Human 1: Glad to know I’m not a weenie. Californingus is so real.
by Californingus October 29, 2019
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Californian man

weirdo who somehow lives in California and hates alot of people. like sitting down and weirdly has an obsession with arson but never really commits arson.
Discord user: @Californian man do u really live in california?
Californian man: yes
by Californian Man January 21, 2021
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North Californian

Someone from the Northern part of California. Usually a hillbilly/redneck or an extremely rich former Bay Area resident. North Californians feel a disconnect from their southern counterparts and many feel they should unite with Southern Oregon to form the State of Jefferson.
Person 1: I'm a North Californian!
Person 2: So you're a hillbilly?
by JamesnLollify August 9, 2023
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Californian

A selfish, rude, crude and obnoxious five-star asshole.
The scumbag driving the Ford F-350 passed me doing 90, cut me off and then flipped me the bird. Definitely a Californian.
by The Fuck You Soul Brother October 18, 2003
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Californian

Peolpe who live in California.

People in land-locked states usually talk shit about us because they're jealous. Who wouldn't?!

"We got more bounce in California
Than all y'all combined"
Girl: Where are you from?
Guy: California
Girl: Oh, so you're a Californian...
Guy: Yeah, pretty much.
Girl: I love you.
by FirstName February 11, 2008
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