Calmonella

A contagious disease in which you do not make the decision to say things. They just come out.

And there’s no going back. And you get very judgemental stares.

“Did you hear Callum say ‘alrighty roo’?”
“Yeah, he was diagnosed with Calmonella”

by thedestructiveturtle November 3, 2019

calvontez

He's a pissy lil boi who knowone likes but he can make you smile

EW here go pissy booty calvontez

by ayyohgqggag September 28, 2020

Meatball Calzone

Tucking your balls into a woman experiencing menstruation.

A Meatball Calzone is a great cure for menstrual hunger.

by ahrnygoose November 2, 2010

Chattanooga Meatball Calzone

When you shove your own testicles into your own anus.

Casey:Hey Jimmy have you ever seen a Chattanooga Meatball calzone?

Jimmy: No, what's that?

(Casey turns around with his testicles in his anus)

Jimmy:Wow that's impressive, but what's the Chattanooga Meatball Calzone?

by TheMadCrapper69420 May 12, 2022

calzone stacker

Fucking a fat chick in the folds of her belly, gunt, or muffin tops, rather than any number of usual places, and leaving her with the gooey load inside the folds.

I couldn't find the wet spot, so I pulled a calzone stacker on her and got out of there.

by Tikkanen November 29, 2006

calzone

the defenition of lurk; lurk master.

damn you got calzoned.

by LoLuMaD September 7, 2007

calzoned

to get owned by italian dishes, such as pizza or calzones.

I just got calzoned by that pepperoni pie, i can't eat another bite!

by ben mcfrlnd November 12, 2005