Coca-colanization

The taking-over of the world by Coca-Cola, other huge American products/companies.

"It's just a matter of Coca-Colanization these days."

by Bec December 13, 2003

Calan

A unique individual who prides himself in making the stupidest puns. His somewhat strange sense of humour often has people laughing at him, not with him.

Friend: I'd prefer not to eat that salad.

Calan: Lettuce not partake in the salad!

Friend: Oh my god, please stop..

Calan: I carrot hear you!

Friend: ...

by fappingmushroom December 1, 2013

calamitybrit

A real legend of a youtuber who is just brilliant. Although he never uploads. But he is also very British so big plus there j guess.

Hey did you hear CalamityBrit uploaded?
Oh wow. I'm no longer suicidal

by Chonkyboy24 October 8, 2020

Chalani

Chalani is someone once you met will make you laugh until you have to wet your pants, when you see her its like your day is made because her happiness always happens to rub of on you she is a good friend and im glad i met Chalani

you see chalani and BAM instant happiness

by freindamazinger November 14, 2010

spamity calamity

Either directly refers to a horrible situation involving mass ammounts of spam, or could be used to describe mail from AOL. Could also mean a large quanity of rather annoying instances.

"There's an army of cripples comming!"
"Ah, Spamity Calamity!!!!!"

by Ryan Zovko November 8, 2005

Calamia

Last name of some families that generated in Sicily. Some/ most moved to America. They represent the American Italian lifestyle. Though they keep the traits of Being loud, Laughing a lot, keeping the spaghetti sauce secret, and eating lasagna every christmas eve made from scratch from Grandma. They also tend to believe that a generation in Sicily of Calamia's may have possibly been involved in the mob. And cement company jokes are a favorite with the men in the family, only when girls bring boyfriends around the family of course.

I went to the Calamia household last night.

The Calamia family is so funny!

by Aliceinmakebelieve January 4, 2010

Jim Bob Nut Calamity

The act of ejaculating onto the face of a women, then right after she precedes to gather the semen into a hollow strap-on dildo. She then takes the strap-on and inserts it into her partners anus and re-ejaculates his own semen back into him, followed byfeltching it out of him.

David gave Cindy a great Jim Bob Nut Calamity last night, and let me tell you, his ass was sore the next day.

by Mista Lee and Mista Brandon April 29, 2008