A unique individual who prides himself in making the stupidest puns. His somewhat strange sense of humour often has people laughing at him, not with him.
Friend: I'd prefer not to eat that salad.
Calan: Lettuce not partake in the salad!
Friend: Oh my god, please stop..
Calan: I carrot hear you!
Friend: ...
Calan: Lettuce not partake in the salad!
Friend: Oh my god, please stop..
Calan: I carrot hear you!
Friend: ...
by fappingmushroom December 01, 2013
A Rheeni is a self absorbed girl who thinks she is the only person that matters, A Rheeni will often blame others for her problems, then whine to her friends about how her life isn't perfect.
A Rheeni will never get anywhere in life until she takes responsibility for her actions.
A Rheeni will never get anywhere in life until she takes responsibility for her actions.
Person 1: I wish Rheeni would grow the fuck up..
Person 2: Ha! I don't see that happening any time soon.
Person 2: Ha! I don't see that happening any time soon.
by fappingmushroom December 01, 2013