cakemuncher

A cakemuncher can't resist the lure of glaze donuts. They suck down more than 3 or 4 at a sitting, whether it's a donut, donut hole, danish or other fantastic pastry. Glaze runs thru their veins instead of blood. They try to resist the lure of the sugar and fat but can't control their desire for cake and cake products! In an ideal world they would eat chocolate breakfast until they became the fattest ass on the planet.

Jarett the cakemuncher pounded 4 donuts, 9 donut holes and a cinnabon at the brunch meeting then hit the bathroom immediately afterwords, moaning the entire way. He is a lazy, shiftless, cakemuncher.

by CakeMuncher October 1, 2007

cakeup

cosmetics applied to baked goods. Icing, Frosting, Jimmy, etc.

Yo Daryl, you gon cakeup dem cookies with some mofuggin sprinkles?
The pink and orange frosting was the perfect easter cakeup.

by schleets May 11, 2016

Cakeup

Cake-makeup aka a thick layer of makeup

Inner Dialougue:

- I wonder how Olympians' skin always seems to look good.
-Maybe it's because exercise balances their hormones (?? ).

-Well, they are probably wearing a thick layer of cakeup though.

by Mien Kampf-the revised version August 10, 2016

Cakemma

1. Commonly known under the name of "cake dilemma", the cakemma is a trivial and tasty version of Philippa Foot's Trolley Problem. Specifically, a cakemma challenges you with a moral dilemma using the metaphor of cakes instead of obese people.

2. Non-coincidentally sounds like the French "quinquennat", which makes you wonder if French politics, too, consist in choosing the less sickening version of a cake in order to avoid democratic vomiting.

Q : Should I be faithful to cheesecake, or am I allowed to take a bite at this carrot cake winking at me?

A : Ugh, what a cakemma...

by reknihtdrawkcab September 22, 2018

Cakeup

Makeup caked thickly on someone's face in a grotesque manner.

Bitch had so much cakeup on her face she looked like Pennywise.

by RaeGun00 December 28, 2018

CakeMolaDoo

a person whose lying all the time, and is also really bad at it.

‘You really are some cakemoladoo

by wallowswho October 8, 2020

cakeupselene

A fly B*** who makes fly cakes

Have you heard of “cakeupselene” she makes clean fly cakes

by Flyone September 24, 2022