The practice of refusing to eat meat on friday (because it is often recycled -- Tuesday's meatballs make Friday's Shepherd's Pie) when dining in a cafeteria.
by aaaacarpet December 04, 2005
when you wear basketball shorts or other thin bottomwear and sit on the weird ass cafeteria stool things for a while... you get up from the stool and see a little sweat mark left by your nutsack and/or ass, which quickly fades
dude, I was getting up to throw away my shitty ass school lunch and i noticed i made a HUGE School Cafeteria Kiss on the stool thing
by Punchy_207 September 09, 2022
An individual that you have a crush on and you creep on in the cafeteria. The Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend cannot know that you're crushing on them.
by Cafeteria September 10, 2008
1. The worst tasting thing on the planet. Possibly came from the depths of hell.
(No organic ingredients used and fresh from a week ago)
(No organic ingredients used and fresh from a week ago)
Garcia middle school cafeteria food tastes like dog shit.
by Just a random anonymous person November 19, 2014
Val’s cafeteria food is a one of a kind food that either you hate or you love. There’s no in-between. You could get a rotten apple from the trash, or even find a stray hair in your tater tot hot dish. With Val’s cafeteria food, anything is possible. Even food poisoning.
by VERONICAtheHARMONICANIST November 26, 2018
A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
by JMayzin February 25, 2011
When you and your Buddies go around and do haneous acts in school you get detention and cafeteria arrest.
by King Chief February 16, 2023