Cabinet Foot

During the act of oral sex a Female’s foot while giving a foot job intentionally slips off the male appenditch and into his anus.

“ Did you just cabinet foot me?”

by The PushPop February 28, 2018

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Cabinetier

Noun
A better word for cabinet maker:
A skilled individual who produces high-quality cabinets, particularly made of wood.

What beautiful cabinets! I have to get the name of your cabinetier!

by Vanspades November 1, 2018

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jam cabinet

Euphemism for vagina.

Also a less aggressive alternative to cum dumpster.

We've been making out for weeks but she still won't give me access to the jam cabinet.

by neologizer June 11, 2014

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sweet willie's cabinet

Any cabinet which is filled with a decent stock of alcohol.

You've been stealing from sweet willie's cabinet again haven't you?

Wow, sweet willie cabinet is stocked to the edge!

Ive gotta go borrow some goods from sweet willie's cabinet, be right back.

by JFK bitch January 31, 2009

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A large, gaping vagina used for the purpose of storage, as it is too large to receive pleasure. The ham cabinet is a very secure form of storage and is often used to transport good overseas, and has been known to be used to smuggle drugs and other paraphernalia in the black market.

The first known use of the ham cabinet was during the 1600's when Puritan woman would use them to carry wood, farm supplies, groceries, and personal belongings.

Ex. 1
Husband: "Honey, have you seen my car keys and my briefcase?"
Wife: "Don't worry, they're right here in my ham cabinet."

Ex. 2
Doctor 1: "Where's the disposal for the used gloves and the used needles?"
Doctor 2: "Due to recent cutbacks, we had to do away with the disposal programs, but you can use my ham cabinet."

by murphy'slaw March 25, 2011

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