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convenience Christian

A person who claims the highest moral and ethical expectations of others, due specifically to their “strong Christian values”, while supporting people/political parties who commit sexual/humanitarian/financial/ethical crimes.

Extremely quick to judge others, while expecting to never be judged themselves, they are often living in direct conflict with the religious beliefs they claim to have.

Regularly able apply religious beliefs in whatever way most conveniently fits their argument, hiding behind their religion as needed.
No matter how disgusting or immoral the Republicans behave, convenience Christians can always justify or ignore their actions, mostly due to their shared common hatred of Liberals, minorities, immigrants and the LGBTQ community.
by tibbidoe March 10, 2019
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scotch conference

a fake meeting/consultation which is actually an excuse to go out drinking (usually but not fundamentally scotch ).
sorry; I cant make it to your Bar Mitzvah, I have an important scotch conference.
by jdvb May 10, 2010
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Redneck Conference Call

One central figure uses two entirely separate phones and phone lines on speaker phone within hearing distance of each other to converse with multiple people in one conversation.
Hey Bob, I got 3 tickets to the football game, I was thinking that we could take Bert if he's available." "Hold on Ernie I will get the other phone and start a redneck conference call to ask Bert if he can join us.
by Angieliza September 14, 2010
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Conference Roomed

When a small group or bunk is called to the Matoaka conference room by an office staff or importnant counselor for doing something against the rules. Is looked at as getting in trouble, normally people don't leave the conference room very happy (unless its late at night and they just made coffee or bought a soda!). Coined by 14B by gettting in trouble too much.
Yeah and yesterday we got conference roomed for swinging from the rafters naked and being too loud.
by Zoë RH January 8, 2009
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Conference Bomb

in business, when a client calls with the intent of having a conference call without prior notice. A true conference bomber will not divulge how many people are on their side of the call until they have connected with the person they wish to speak to.
Caller: "Yes, may I please speak to Christopher?"
Christopher: "This is Christopher, how can I help you?"
Caller: "This is Mary from IS support and I have Ted from accounting, Sherry from IT, Bob from networking, and our CEO on the line, we would like to discuss some issues that we are having..."
Christopher: "Damn I got Conference Bombed!"
by ncn1976 July 9, 2010
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harvey cedars bible conference

HCBC. The only bible conference on the island. The summer staff being 100% sunshine and rainbows and all the guys have hooked up with all the girls. Everybody knows everybody. you want drama? see the girls dorm. wanna see guys betting to shower with one another? go see the guys dorm. adventure awaites with catching the shuttle every 15 minutes and countless wawa trips. catch us at mercer road to the beach to see at least 3 staff members making out or passed out. anything's possible at hcbc. why do we stick around for being underpayed and having curfew? anne.
harvey cedars bible conference is a place where christ finds people and changes lives.
by hiyoudontknowwhoiamlol March 17, 2017
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Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome

A mental disorder causing one to go to convenience stores for non-necessity products. (usually enhanced by munchies)
Yo Nick has the worst CSAS (Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome), last night when we were cruising he went to 7-11 three times.
by The Z The M December 25, 2010
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